1. at a pool party

    vayena:

    "hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
    "why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
    "aight take it easy man"

    (via boxofnachos)

     
  2. danyuuul:

    *DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 

    (Source: vinesnow, via r0xi3r)

     
     
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  4. damnthatswhack:

    This is mesmerizing

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via boxofnachos)

     
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  6. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via urbantitfitters)

     
  7. sweetpeche:

    reblog for easter

    (Source: videohall, via beyoncebeytwice)

     
     

  8. chauvinistsushi:

    contraception:

    the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

    image

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     
  9. ruinedchildhood:

    Bikini Bottom just got real..

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     
     

  10. booforce:

    my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

    (Source: biforce, via beyoncebeytwice)